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Google Tempers it’s Shield Buying Motorola Anti-Competitor Resistance

As Google slaps down an easy 12.5 billion dollars to acquire Motorola Mobility (including 24,000 Motorola patents) other companies that ship Android devices are pacing the floors.

Will this savvy move will  Google an earlier access to the Android source code?

Google seems to have a closer connection to it’s competitors as they are saying that they are totally confident that this equitation won’t hurt a bit. The reason for this confidence is based on Motorola maintaining control over it’s company decisions.

How do you spell, Nepotism?

The question remains – Will this protect Android from the evils of the anti-competitor threats from Apple, Microsoft, and other companies who just don’t happen to be important enough for us to mention?

Bringing Home the Bacon N Eggs!

If you haven’t heard about Angry Birds, all I can say is – REALLY?

In my ongoing quest to snoop out Google’s evil plot to take over the planet I’ve been side-tracked by the hypnotizing addiction of the Angry Birds game.

This reportedly ultra-fun and frustratingly-difficult game has over 2 millions Android downloads, 30 millions total downloads, and 10 million paid iOS downloads.

Oh, and don’t pretend to know what an iOS is.

(Okay,  I just “Google’d” it and it stands for the iPhone operating system – DOH!)

Anyway, after overcoming my distraction with the Angry Birds I found out that you can create your own Android App! Yep, Google has created this FREE tool that allows you to design your own Apps for the Android. It’s called, App Inventor.

App Inventor looks pretty sweet  The original purpose for this app was to expose students to the computer programming with the idea of helping them get a taste of the creative site of technology. You’ll find plenty of information on the App Inventor site, including FAQ’s, Tutorials and more.

You’re wondering where’s the connection to world domination? Okay, well, you’ll need to step into my head, it’s rather tangled in there, but if you come along with me, you’ll get it.

Google has this amazing assortment of applications (apps) services that the entire world can utilize. Google is THE choice in Search Engines, Youtube (owned by the big G) is THE media choice for video sharing, Google+ is inching it’s way along with the intent of becoming THE choice in Social Interaction…

Okay, you see where this is going now yes?

And now here we have this very cool way to create our own apps. The Google LUV grows between the world and Google. It’s EASY to dominate a territory when your subjects love and adore you.

THINK ABOUT IT

No single entity (government)  since the Greeks has taken over the world in such a captivating manor as has been accomplished by Google. The offline territory is far too difficult to conquer, however, the Internet, that is a territory of a completely different nature.

It’s in our heads and our wallets people! And that territory is OWNED by the BIG G!

I’m giving you fair warning people, Google’s in truth is a very sophisticated AI with a secret plan to take over our brains via Google for Search, Google for Video, Google TV, Google for Fun, Google, Google, Google!!! !